STARRING QUIEN??

Who do u think could play me if my life was a movie?? OMG, who would play u, Diablog?  What actor could capture the musings of my heart with such silent acceptance.  Only a very special Internet/computer personality could play u, mbdfl (my best diablog for life).  Note: You need a stage name.

Why am I asking this?  My sweet Mels has been constantly texting me about her new all-time fav movie Julie and Julia (we're talking zillions of text messages). The film is about Julie Powell, Julia Child, a blog, and the cookbook, "Mastering the Art of French Cooking."  Hey, Diablog, if that blog made it in Hollywood, we have a good chance, too.  After all, Mels loves to eat, cook, and eat while she cooks; I have u, my precious diablog -- so maybe a movie could be made of all our experiences.

Standby: text alert.  Mels just texted, "this yr buy me julie and julia my yr of cookin dangerly ."  Gotta luv my Mels, knows EXACTLY what she wants.  What was our limit again?  Twenty bucks, I think.

Now where were we?  Let's see, the nominees for Best Actress of Yvette De Los Santos in the feature film Julie and Julia and Yvette and Mels are...drum roll, please...Salma Hayek, America Ferrera, and Selena Gomez.  Of course Salma is my first choice.  Not only is she muy bonita, pero, she's also every man's fantasy.  EXCEPT FOR YOU, JOSHUA NEUMANN!!! Only I am allowed to be the woman you dream of being with (please).  No, I can't go with Salma -- she's too beautiful and now I'm feeling insecure.  America Ferrera?  Not too ugly (LOL).  Of course, Selena Gomez is off the charts on the Cutielicious Scale and she can sing.   A love duet could be written into the script where Joshua y yo cantamos por nuestro eterno amor.

And the winner is...(On second thought, my role is way too good to pass up.  Even with all its uncertainties, hopes, fears and love, only one person was born to play this part.)...YVETTE DE LOS SANTOS!!!  I'd like to thank my mom, the Academy, Mels, my Diablog, and most of all Joshua Neumann, my one true love.  This life, this award is for you.

Sorry, Diablog, I guess I'm getting carried away here.  I'll continue to play me; you'll continue being you.  To be honest, the only Internet/computer personalities I know are R2-D2 (way too old for u) and HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey (creepy, at least the clips I've seen on Youtube). Melanie's brother Jesse (total movie buff) is always impersonating HAL's emotionless voice and singing that song...How does it go?..."Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do."

Wait...it's coming to me...your stage name...sí, sí.

Querida Daisy,

Canta conmigo: Yo estoy media loca, todo por tu amor.

Forever Yours,

Yvette